h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

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troyesivan:

one day i will stop reblogging this gifset

today is not that day

(Source: coolfunnywhatever)